Obama really needs to consider getting some new advisers. The day after the news about Tiger's affair broke we got the latest edition of Golf Digest with Obama and Tiger on the cover. Uhhh, kinda awkward. In turning to page 76 I read the subheading, 'What President Obama could learn from Tiger Woods-and vice versa.Here's the run-down:
10 Things Obama Might Learn from Tiger
1. The Quick Recovery
2. The Cold Ferocity
3. How to Step On Their Necks
4. The Trouble With Compromise
5. The Value of a Few 'Majors'
6. Controlling the Message and Spending
7. The Swing Change
8. Clothes the Deal
9. You've Got to Deliver
10. The Danger of Looking Ridiculous
10 Things Tiger Might Learn from Obama
1. Lighten Up
2. The Art of Grace
3. Crush Your Foes, Not Your Fans
4. Save Some for the Losers
5. Dial It Back a Little
6. Less Robot, More Warmth
7. At Least Look Like You're Having Fun
8. Sharing a Personal Moment
9. A Trio of Essential Moves for Tiger (Dance move references)
10. Keep Your Day Job
The way I see it, I think both of these men have issues with the very things the magazine thinks of as their strengths. If you'd like an example just see #10 on Tigers. I think in light of recent events you understand how this is not as true as we'd like to think. Also, #7 on Obama's list is kind of funny when you think about how much fun Tiger was actually having. All in all these two are both suffering in the opinion polls. My advice? They need to both take a look at a different role-model. The one I'd recommend is John Daly. Now, that guy is real.
