Living in a household of men, I have, on occasion, experienced the agonizingly disgusting situation in which I park my backside on a toilet seat sprinkled delicately with urine. Yuk! Almost nothing hacks me off more than this scenario. It usually ends in my yelling loudly that no one with a penis is allowed to use that bathroom, ever!! This lasts about 7 hours until I and they forget. Is lifting the toilet seat really that difficult?
But, if you will notice that I said "almost" nothing hacks me off more and that almost is when women, who, when faced with the reality of being unable to find any paper toilet seat covers in a public restroom, then pull a Lady Gaga on unsuspecting women everywhere. We (women) naively assume that we can go into the "Women's" restroom and park ourselves on a public toilet without sitting in urine but I have been mistaken on a number of occasions. So, the next time you feel that your ass is too delicate to actually touch the plastic of a public restroom toilet seat, take your squatting, urine-spraying self into the men's restroom and piss in a urinal!
