How Do You Spell Dumb Ass?

Here's how I spell dumb ass; parents who take their sick, infected children to every public spot they possibly can before they lose their effectiveness as an infective agent of swine flu or the more politically correct, H1N1.

Today in the news there have been stories everywhere about parents actually hosting "pox parties" for the swine flu. Now, if you're not familiar with what pox parties are, they're actually an interesting bit of history.

Of course, experts are discouraging parents from participating in such "foolishness". I must concur, you really don't need to organize a party to accomplish infection. Just go to your local Safeway, don't wipe down the cart, and encourage your children to lick their hands. Very simple really.

My recommendation during this time of madness is to curl up with a good book or two. Here are some that won't really help take your mind off this "pandemic" but they are interesting nonetheless.

Going Tribal

This morning we took a "field trip" to go see a matinee of Where the Wild Things Are. We all enjoyed it and towards the end as I was double pumping my fists because I had made it through without shedding any tears, they slammed me with a one-two punch. Ouch! But so touching...mom's are a sucker for this kind of thing. So, as I thought about how I would share this movie I thought it would be fun to play word association (I do take the liberty of using two words occasionally). Here we go!

Intro = Little Turd!
Max = Adorable
Behavior = Therapy
Cracks = Double Recracker
Chicken = Prothsesis
Bob = Terry
Billy Goat = Hilarious/Gay?
Location = Gorgeous
Carol = What?
Music = Fun

So there you have it. I hope it stirs your interest and you consider checking it out. I will mention that the movie moves along smoothly on a superficial level but also supports a 'heavier' underlying storyline that the parents will pick up on. There are definitely intense scenes of potential peril for our little actor, a dog, and the monsters but I will assume that they had green screens and stunt men. I just had to take lots of deep breaths with wide eyes and enjoyed the movie on both levels.

What Is Happening to Our Country?

Stupid Human Trick

It's not really a trick they perform but there are some that claim Americans are getting dumber by the minute and when I drive, I would have to agree. There is one thing that drives me nuts and that is when loving pet owners drive and operate a car with an animal, usually a small dog, on their lap. More specifically, right in their crotch. Come on! There are laws that require adults to not only buckle up but to secure stray children as well. Why would this not apply to animals?

I think if dogs were the ones driving the car they'd secure us. Sometimes animals are smarter and more compassionate than humans. If you don't agree then check out this video and pictures below.

Prophetic Cartoon

Imagine Americans signing away their freedoms...not us, we're too smart for that. Or are we?

Only One Way to Say It!

If I had been there, I would have stood up and cheered for this real American too. Someone who still believes in his or her God given rights to not only stand up and be heard but to stand up for what's right. There are more of us out there than some might think. Basically, there is only one way to say it, this guy kicks ASS!

Tommy Thompson Trail Burns

On the way to work yesterday I saw a huge plume of smoke out past Bayview. Sadly, come to find out it was the Tommy Thompson trestle where my family and I enjoyed a beautiful summer walk/ride this past summer. Hopefully the damage is not too extensive and it can be repaired sooner than later. God only knows how it was started. 
Below is a picture from better days...

Anacortes Afternoon

Our family recently checked out the Tommy Thompson Trail in Anacortes and had a great time. Beautiful weather and a nice trail made for a lovely afternoon. Despite Steve injuring a toe prior to going, we made the approximately 6 mile trek by both walking and longboarding. It was a lot of fun!

Skagit County Fair 2009

The boys and I went to the fair this year with their Grandpa Don. Hubby had to work so we made a go of it. The fair sucked. I apologize for the graphic descriptor but it is an accurate one, especially when you compare it to our experiences at the Lynden Fair (awesome!). Despite the sucking of this fair, we still had a good time. We got to see  a band called Fortune 500, had a good elephant ear, and of course, Elvis!

Love Does Rule

lenny kravitz - let love rule
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Looks Like It Might Make You Think

There is a new movie trailer that looked very intriguing.

Gotta Like It

Saw a bumper sticker the other day that I really enjoyed.

Never Say Never

Okay, I've done the unthinkable, I've joined Facebook. It's not as bad as I imagined though. So, in the end I have to totally stick by everything I've ever said about Facebook. Although, I will continue to abide by a few simple rules that allow me to sleep at night.
1. I will facebook my husband, grudgingly...are you kidding me? He's sitting right here!
2. I will not facebook my kids.
3. I will not facebook my kids' friends.
It's kind of fun to tease my boys and threaten them by speaking in third person that I'm going to update my status with random stupid crap. That makes me think of my blog...hmmm? Anyway, this whole Facebook thing is an interesting creature. Here's a fun little story from awhile ago that you may not have heard about on the evening news: I especially enjoyed the comments.

Little Miss Sunshine Souffle

RECIPE

Ingredients (6 fragile people)

• 9 step self-improvement program designing father, destined to fail
  
• 1 heroin addicted grandfather banished from Sunset Manor for Seniors
• 1 mom who's trying to keep it all together while family goes bankrupt
• 7 year old, four-eyed Olive that participates in LMS Pageants 
• 1 Nietzsche reading, jet pilot wannabe teen, lightly seasoned with a vow of silence
• 1 suicidal, gay uncle with a dash of Proust
• 2 porno mags
• 1 fag rag
• 6 heaping cups of love
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• Pre-heat oven to 350° butter and flour a broken-down, yellow, VW van, preferably with a damaged horn.

• Prepare your basic roux (allow dad to have a complete meltdown in the dining room, add mom and Olive—whisking constantly—until it just begins to turn into a big yelling match about going to a pageant.)
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• Heat suicidal, gay brother until hot, but not boiling. Add a small amount of heroin snorting grandpa into the mix, then add silent son. Surprise! You now have the basic foundation for a dysfunctional family meltdown in a Little Miss Sunshine Souffle.
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• Add intense heat to each person. Whisk a small amount of porno mags, fag rag, and weird motorcycle cop into the mixture of the emotionally fragile family, then add stress of a beauty pageant back into the sauce, continuing to beat the hell out of mixture.
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• Warning #1: Once you have mixed in the dead grandpa and the son's freak-out on the side of the road, you must be very careful to keep the overall mixture at a low temperature! Otherwise the family will have either a mottled texture or the consistency of a mysterious plastic petroleum by-product. Once dad drives over sidewalk and through landscaping to get to the pageant, almost on time, increase heat to the highest setting with a bitchy pageant worker and a totally over-sexualized pageant, competing children until warm enough to continue total and complete meltdown.
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• Slowly add love, Rick James, and mix until family melts into a creamy, saucy dance. Bake for 1 hour and 41 minutes. Surprise! You now have a basic American family and a delicious Little Miss Sunshine Souffle!

Turn up the volume on this poor copy of the English version

Or watch a higher-quality German version!

If you loved this song as much as I did back in 1983 then you will totally love this video. I'm new to the "literal video versions" but it looks like there are a few out there. It makes you pause and wonder what in the world was she thinking?!

Silly Parents, Facebook Is For Kids

Okay, I think by now it's pretty clear that I'm not a big fan of Facebook. It just seems so, so, white, middle-class, and for lack of a better word, high school. So one can make the formal and logical leap that the following is my official stance on Facebook and...high school:

Facebook is like high school

I did not like high school

Therefore, I do not like facebook

Amazingly, there are a ton of blogs out there dealing with the good and evil of Facebook and other social networking sites, so, I will try and refrain from beating a dead horse but I need to give it one last good whack!

This was a "rule" that I found on some site, I don't even remember where now but I do remember that it was Rule #34 - Don’t friend your child’s friends. Friending your child’s friends is like intentionally calling them on the phone just to chat.

I concur.

Facebook: Now It's Official!

Facebook has made the list in this awesome book as #106 on the list of Stuff White People Like. If you're like me and you hesitate to buy the book and your library sucks enough that they don't have it, don't fret, just link here and you can see the top 100 plus a bunch more...nice!

Can you take a look through this list and not find a couple of things you're guilty of liking? Personally, I know that I'm guilty of a bunch, including #91 and #124, I so agree on those!!

What Are People Thinking?

Check out this link...'Nuff said!

In the Books

We visited San Francisco back in January and I've finally completed and ordered our photo book with over 290 photos marking each step and turn of our little adventures. I love going through the photos and think that some of them are fantastic. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do, especially if you've been to this beautiful city...you may recognize a few places.

San Francisco ...

Steve and Lisa's E...

By January 2009

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Do You Live In the Land of Facebook?